you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.